English language simlification agreement

[dimm_coder]

English language simplification agreement

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased
plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly,
sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be
replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters
kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible
mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by
"z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it izi tu understand ich ozer.
Ze drim vil finali kum tru.

[souldog]

:eek:

[Mick]

v zerrender....

[hometown]

Dimm_coder: Is what you said true ???

But I think since the pronunciation is still the same, it s Okay for such changes...:)

[CBasicNet]

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it izi tu understand ich ozer.
Ze drim vil finali kum tru.


What language is that? Can translate to English?:D

[SolarFlare]

Wow, I mean, vov.

[dimm_coder]

Originally posted by hometown
Dimm_coder: Is what you said true ???


Of koze, zat iz tru. Vi ned tu organiz e klub zen evrivan ken joen as. Togeder Vi vil vin!
:D

[Mick]

i dont understand what ypou are s4ying dimmers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ can u lpeez CleaR it up vsary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ becauz I wilL HSX0R u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~

[dimm_coder]

Originally posted by Mick
i dont understand what ypou are s4ying dimmers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ can u lpeez CleaR it up vsary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ becauz I wilL HSX0R u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~

~~~u'D beTtEr x0r ze TexT aboV, 'cauZe it iz deFFenDeD ~~~

[Mick]

Now with new redneck version

When ah went t'thet skoo thin' they taught me how t'speak an' sech

[dimm_coder]

Originally posted by Mick
Now with new redneck version

When ah went t'thet skoo thin' they taught me how t'speak an' sech

vov... U ur makin a progrez :p

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by dimm_coder
Of koze, zat iz tru. Vi ned tu organiz e klub zen evrivan ken joen as. Togeder Vi vil vin!
:D
I ze yu ar ahed ov ze tims, dim.

[Tom Frohman]

I don't like the letters m and e. I would like to propose replacing them with n and o. Thoforo it would nako the languago ovon oasior yot. nany pooplo would bonofit fron this chango.

Anothor possiblo chango would bo to ond all words with o so that ovorything would rhyno!

Ploaso considoro ito!

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I don't like the letters m and e. I would like to propose replacing them with n and o. Thoforo it would nako the languago ovon oasior yot. nany pooplo would bonofit fron this chango.

Anothor possiblo chango would bo to ond all words with o so that ovorything would rhyno!

Ploaso considoro ito!
Lik French songs, everything rhymes because they end in 'e'.

[hometown]

I like Jingle Bell in French than in English

[Joseph_R_Thomas]

Originally posted by CBasicNet
What language is that? Can translate to English?:D
ASAI can translate it means :
After this fifth year, we ill have a really sensible written style. there will be no more troubles or dificulties and everyone will find it easy to understand each other.
the dream will finally come true.
hope its clear now:)

[dimm_coder]

Originally posted by SolarFlare
I ze yu ar ahed ov ze tims, dim.

Yz I m. U dn't agre wth zet, dn U?
aZ i hev ben noving U fo abovt en yar, I ken giv U e pozt ov manajer in mu tim.

[SolarFlare]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a ttoal mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

[Deniz]

I got sum ideas:

1) We can all speak like a pirate:

"Arrrgh matie"

2) We can all speak like an aussie:

"Fair dinkum, struth!"

3) We can all speak with sattelite lag:

(Just stare like an idiot for 5 seconds before saying anything, as if theres a sattelite lag)

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Deniz
(Just stare like an idiot for 5 seconds before saying anything, as if theres a sattelite lag)
I do that anyway.

[Deniz]

Originally posted by SolarFlare
I do that anyway.


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a whaaa? :confused: