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Tom Frohman
October 10th, 2003, 02:18 PM
I would like to request that all posts in this thread be off topic.

galathaea
October 10th, 2003, 02:30 PM
What's your opinion of Arnold Schwarzeneggar's wife's past commentary positions? What about her influence on the "post" war reconstruction effort in Iraq, particularly of the suffering cheese factories?

Did anyone else find that annoying reporter's interviews on last night's FrontLine way too liberally slanted? It was such a disappointment to see such an objective and fact-filled report tainted by his frequent appearance with appeals to emotions...

gjs368
October 10th, 2003, 02:39 PM
How could you expect us to post off topic with such a general topic as 'All posts in this thread must be off topic'?

- Oh, wait, by asking that I am on topic, aren't I?? :eek:



-- Forget that I asked. :)

Gabriel Fleseriu
October 10th, 2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I would like to request that all posts in this thread be off topic.

Touche. Errrr....parfaites! Everybody loves parfaites!

souldog
October 10th, 2003, 02:55 PM
ooooohhhhhh gggooooodddd!! My back hurts

galathaea
October 10th, 2003, 02:57 PM
This thread must be the most original application of the liar's paradox I've seen recently. I'm not calling Tom a liar, only that his topic is entirely on topic in this thread, therefore off-topic, and perfectly acceptable...

vicodin451
October 10th, 2003, 03:00 PM
Topicity... Oddly intriguing yet mildly salty. And with a taste of shemp.



Do you ever think, when you eat Chinese
that it's not beef or chicken but a fat siamese?


Not sure who to attribute that one to, but it may make Jack Handey proud...

If Homer Simpson and Glen Danzig were a professional wrestling tag-team, would either show up here:
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

And finally, Þ*3.14.

gjs368
October 10th, 2003, 03:32 PM
Take THAT, you Wascally topic!!

SolarFlare
October 10th, 2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I would like to request that all posts in this thread be off topic.
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I would like to request that all posts in this thread be off topic.
In your face.

Yves M
October 10th, 2003, 03:52 PM
If anyone has ever used UCase in VB, just let me tell you that I've kicked UCase in the teeth ^^

souldog
October 10th, 2003, 04:32 PM
Bravo Yves. I am all for teeth kicking

Mick
October 10th, 2003, 05:39 PM
I like ketchup with my grilled cheese sandmichs....but I hate toe-mot-toes...go figure.

hometown
October 11th, 2003, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by Mick_2002
I like ketchup with my grilled cheese sandmichs....but I hate toe-mot-toes...go figure.

Mick, I went look for you all the way around the net and I finally found you....
By the way although I like to be in-topic, I also like to be off-topic...I like both since I think it is the same as the fact that we have to always try to handle everything as well as we could to gain the most profit for ourselves, right ? Thanks alot holy bell...:)
I also rate this thread 5 stars since it is worthy being 5 stars.

hometown
October 11th, 2003, 01:57 AM
Thanks God I found You...

Deniz
October 13th, 2003, 08:14 PM
I'm voting this the worst thread.

vicodin451
October 13th, 2003, 09:11 PM
I had certainly hoped this thread would take off. It has proved to be quite boring. I apologize for my client's rude behavior.

Andy Tacker
October 14th, 2003, 03:00 AM
YYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAA
WWWWWW
NNNNNNNNN


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

SeventhStar
October 14th, 2003, 03:34 AM
what? who? wha-where? :confused:

SolarFlare
October 14th, 2003, 04:58 PM
And then I saw it.

souldog
October 14th, 2003, 05:13 PM
Well its about time. I have been pointing at it for hours.

SolarFlare
October 14th, 2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by souldog
Well its about time. I have been pointing at it for hours.
>>snicker<<
>>more stifled snickers are heard<<

I can't believe he did that for four hours... loser.

I can't believe I watched him do that for four hours without saying anything.

Satishpp
October 14th, 2003, 05:35 PM
What was that again???

souldog
October 14th, 2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by solarflare
>>snicker<<
>>more stifled snickers are heard<<

I can't believe he did that for four hours... loser.

I can't believe I watched him do that for four hours without saying anything.

>>sniffle<<
>>more stifled sniffles and moans are heard<<

but..but..I was just trying to show you the truth.
Oh why is every good deed rewarded with a slap to the face.

>>dark dark sneer<<
Oh to soak my hands in the blood of innocents

SeventhStar
October 15th, 2003, 02:15 AM
and what did HE say :p

Mick
October 15th, 2003, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by SeventhStar
and what did HE say :p

HE was born of the blood, needless to say HE didn't say anything...

Mick
October 15th, 2003, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
I had certainly hoped this thread would take off. It has proved to be quite boring. I apologize for my client's rude behavior.

'V' all your base belong to me...

http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=829047#post829047

Rogue.Leader
October 15th, 2003, 03:29 AM
CHAZZWAZZAAAAAAAAA

SeventhStar
October 15th, 2003, 03:45 AM
:p :D ;) :cool:

SolarFlare
October 15th, 2003, 05:44 PM
They don't look Chinese to me...

hometown
October 15th, 2003, 11:54 PM
They look like you Solarflare...:)
I know pilots are rich, they give the Death their lives...

souldog
October 16th, 2003, 01:40 AM
they give the Death their lives.

Not Me :cool: I give the Life my death

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 07:16 AM
But what about our the friend, the lime?

Tom Frohman
October 16th, 2003, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
But what about our the friend, the lime?

To say nothing of the beaver!
The lime is innocent; Free The Lime!

SeventhStar
October 16th, 2003, 07:54 AM
à ïî êàêîâñêè 3òî?

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
To say nothing of the beaver!
The lime is innocent; Free The Lime!

When life gives you beavers, make limonade!

cvogt61457
October 16th, 2003, 08:42 AM
If I post something that is off-topic, does that make me on-topic
for this thread????

Wait...

This means that I will be on-topic.

But all posts must be off-topic.....

Wait...

hometown
October 16th, 2003, 10:05 AM
I now know you are sick...

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 10:21 AM
Are the lambs still screaming, Clarice?

hometown
October 16th, 2003, 11:14 AM
Where is San Antone huh ????????:p:):p

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 11:19 AM
www.OleStdGetObjectDescriptorDataFromOleObject.com

hometown
October 16th, 2003, 11:28 AM
Hey, why did you use that turk as your avatar ? Did you see that I am using a bird ?:(
I dont want anyone to use anything tha same as mine...:(

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 11:38 AM
why did you use that turk as your avatar

Since when has an Eagle been a Turkish tobacco conglomerate?

gjs368
October 16th, 2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by hometown
Did you see that I am using a bird ?:(
That's a bird??!!??

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 11:59 AM
"Let he who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number."

Mick
October 16th, 2003, 12:03 PM
42???

hometown
October 16th, 2003, 12:04 PM
Thats a beautiful bird I caught on the net...
Running Rabbit

gjs368
October 16th, 2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by hometown
Thats a beautiful bird I caught on the net...I think it stayed in your net too long :eek:

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 12:18 PM
42???


Alas, poor Douglas, I knew him Adams...


Et tu, brutus?

hometown
October 16th, 2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by gjs368
I think it stayed in your net too long :eek:
Okay, one final word, I will create my own page, and upload it on my site, it will stay there forever, I want it to stay there forever...and it will, I hope my host willnot take it down...

Gjs, thanks, bye.

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by hometown
it will stay there forever, I want it to stay there forever...and it will, I hope my host willnot take it down...

However, if the host takes it down, then it will not be there forever. Thus, this post is off topic.

Please pass the Scotch Benet.

Mick
October 16th, 2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Alas, poor Douglas, I knew him Adams...


Et tu, brutus?

Google knows the Answer to life the universe and everything


#define SIX 1 + 5
#define NINE 8 + 1
int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{

printf( "The meaning of life: %d\n", SIX * NINE );
return 0;
}

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 12:50 PM
Warning: Lark's Vomit.

Mick
October 16th, 2003, 12:57 PM
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PURCHASERS: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Re-emerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot Be Guaranteed.

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 01:12 PM
The Visio Crime Scenes add-in provides templates and stencils that help law enforcement officials and insurance adjustors render crime scenes more accurately. The Crime Scenes add-in includes Microsoft SmartShapes for indoor and outdoor crimes, evidence, and more!

SolarFlare
October 16th, 2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Mick

#define SIX 1 + 5
#define NINE 8 + 1
int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{

printf( "The meaning of life: %d\n", SIX * NINE );
return 0;
}

Very nice.

galathaea
October 16th, 2003, 05:05 PM
Step 1: decide you want to try a new drink tonight.

Step 2: realise you still haven't tried gin and tonic.

Step 3: go to the store and buy one of those nice blue bottles of Bombay gin with all the plant extracts inside etched into the side.

Step 4: also pick up some cheap generic tonic while your there, but make sure its the authentic stuff with real quinine for the malaria.

Step 5: go home and mix.

Step 6: drink

Step 7: wake up the next morning with a huge headache and wishing you had drank more water.

Step 8: complain to someone.

SolarFlare
October 16th, 2003, 05:27 PM
Does it work backwards, too?

Mick
October 16th, 2003, 08:12 PM
tanqueray and tonic
it's the chronic

vicodin451
October 16th, 2003, 09:19 PM
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

SeventhStar
October 17th, 2003, 02:27 AM
Mick and SolarFlare, how did you change you nicks?

:) :p
(Mick and SolarFlare sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g .... oooops couldn't help it sorry )

:rolleyes:

Mick
October 17th, 2003, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by SeventhStar
Mick and SolarFlare, how did you change you nicks?

:) :p
(Mick and SolarFlare sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g .... oooops couldn't help it sorry )

:rolleyes:

Did solarflare change his nick? I missed that, as for me, I was told that I am living in the past...they brought me to the future..so to speak....

SeventhStar
October 17th, 2003, 02:51 AM
SolarFlare's old nick was solarflare (no capital letters)

wuyh
October 17th, 2003, 03:06 AM
OFF TOPIC

is the spelling right?

Andy Tacker
October 17th, 2003, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

that's rather a MYTH :D

Tom Frohman
October 17th, 2003, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by wuyh
OFF TOPIC

is the spelling right?

Yes. it is right. On the other hand ice cream melts in the rain.

vicodin451
October 17th, 2003, 07:11 AM
melts in the rain

The classic nociceptive sensory neurons do release substance P and CGRP, but glutamate is probably the main transmitter back in the spinal cord. Release of supstance P and CGRP exert important effects in the periphery, antidromic 'axon reflexes' stimulate their release from peripheral nerve processes. The result being vasodilation (esp CGRP) and extravasation (esp sub P - Cao+ 99). The role of substance P (tachykinins in general) in neurotransmission by nociceptive afferents back in the spinal cord is less clear.

hometown
October 17th, 2003, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
The classic nociceptive sensory neurons do release substance P and CGRP, but glutamate is probably the main transmitter back in the spinal cord. Release of supstance P and CGRP exert important effects in the periphery, antidromic 'axon reflexes' stimulate their release from peripheral nerve processes. The result being vasodilation (esp CGRP) and extravasation (esp sub P - Cao+ 99). The role of substance P (tachykinins in general) in neurotransmission by nociceptive afferents back in the spinal cord is less clear.
You good at brain science...This time I wish Solarflare will complim@nt on that...but I am also sure he can't...

CBasicNet
October 17th, 2003, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by SeventhStar
SolarFlare's old nick was solarflare (no capital letters) I also noticed that Xeon could change his membership title. First, it was "Elite Member", now it is "Saint Xeon".

vicodin451
October 17th, 2003, 08:19 AM
It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived. This execution of future instructions created a small tear in the fabric of space-time itself through which part of the motherboard passed into a parallel universe.

Mick
October 17th, 2003, 08:52 AM
I got wood...

did anyone notice???

vicodin451
October 17th, 2003, 09:00 AM
[Kentucky state bill HR256 (BR2906)]
A RESOLUTION encouraging the purchase and vigorous use of the USS Louisville 688 VLS Class submarine.
WHEREAS, in the past few years the scourge of the casino riverboat has been an increasingly significant presence on the Ohio River; and
WHEREAS, the Ohio River borders the Commonwealth of Kentucky; and
WHEREAS, the siren song of payola issuing from the discordant calliopes of these gambling vessels has led thousands of Kentucky citizens to vast disappointment and woe; and
WHEREAS, no good can come to the citizens of Kentucky hypnotized from the siren song issuing from these casino riverboats, the engines of which are fired by the hard-earned dollars lost from Kentucky citizens;
NOW, THEREFORE,
Be it resolved by the House of Representatives of the General Assembly of the Commonwealth of Kentucky:
Section 1. The House of Representatives does hereby encourage the formation of the Kentucky Navy and subsequently immediately encourages the purchase and armament of one particularly effective submarine, namely, the USS Louisville 688 VLS Class Submarine, to patrol the portion of the Ohio River under the jurisdiction of the Commonwealth to engage and destroy any casino riverboats that the submarine may encounter.
Section 2. The House of Representatives does hereby authorize the notification of the casino riverboat consulate of this Resolution and impending whoopin' so that they may remove their casino vessels to friendlier waters.

Mick
October 17th, 2003, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
[Kentucky state bill HR256 (BR2906)]
A RESOLUTION encouraging the purchase and vigorous use of the USS Louisville 688 VLS Class submarine.
WHEREAS, in the past few years the scourge of the casino riverboat has been an increasingly significant presence on the Ohio River; and
WHEREAS, the Ohio River borders the Commonwealth of Kentucky; and
WHEREAS, the siren song of payola issuing from the discordant calliopes of these gambling vessels has led thousands of Kentucky citizens to vast disappointment and woe; and
WHEREAS, no good can come to the citizens of Kentucky hypnotized from the siren song issuing from these casino riverboats, the engines of which are fired by the hard-earned dollars lost from Kentucky citizens;
NOW, THEREFORE,
Be it resolved by the House of Representatives of the General Assembly of the Commonwealth of Kentucky:
Section 1. The House of Representatives does hereby encourage the formation of the Kentucky Navy and subsequently immediately encourages the purchase and armament of one particularly effective submarine, namely, the USS Louisville 688 VLS Class Submarine, to patrol the portion of the Ohio River under the jurisdiction of the Commonwealth to engage and destroy any casino riverboats that the submarine may encounter.
Section 2. The House of Representatives does hereby authorize the notification of the casino riverboat consulate of this Resolution and impending whoopin' so that they may remove their casino vessels to friendlier waters.

_d_a_m_n you, I thougt nobody would notice - GWB....somebody get this fellars number...he knows too much...

dimm_coder
October 17th, 2003, 11:19 AM
Just want to add some sh... um I mean some kind of mine off-topic there ...
and I'm going to have some bear tonight... hehe :D

ahoodin
October 17th, 2003, 11:44 AM
Do you mean that you are going to drink some beer tonight or get some bear tonight?

vicodin451
October 17th, 2003, 12:07 PM
bear


Mmmmm... bear...

Tom Frohman
October 17th, 2003, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by dimm_coder
Just want to add some sh... um I mean some kind of mine off-topic there ...
and I'm going to have some bear tonight... hehe :D
Have some bear??
Ruh roh. I hope this isn't going to get kinky.

Mick
October 17th, 2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Have some bear??
Ruh roh. I hope this isn't going to get kinky.

Next reality show???

vicodin451
October 17th, 2003, 02:14 PM
On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

-- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

SolarFlare
October 17th, 2003, 05:46 PM
If you have 4000++ posts, then you too can have a custom title like Saint Xeon. Don't go around spamming, though. Well, maybe just a little.

And the name changes, that was a one-time deal.

souldog
October 17th, 2003, 05:52 PM
Capital letters SolarFlare? hmmm...:confused:

Not me, I like to be low key:cool:

Mick
October 17th, 2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by SolarFlare
If you have 4000++ posts, then you too can have a custom title like Saint Xeon. Don't go around spamming, though. Well, maybe just a little.

And the name changes, that was a one-time deal.

I don't have 4000+ posts yet strange, my name is Mick....maybe the stars were aligned that night???

Mick
October 18th, 2003, 12:54 AM
Yang Liwei during a welcome-home ceremony. Credit: AP - click to enlarge.

BEIJING (AP) -- China's first astronaut said he didn't see the Great Wall while in orbit, contradicting a Chinese belief that it is the only structure visible from space.

"I did not see our Great Wall from space," Lt. Col. Yang Liwei said in an interview with China Central Television. The transcript was released Friday.


The report said Yang's interviewer asked about the Great Wall after viewers left messages on the broadcaster's Internet site asking him to verify the popular belief that the Great Wall can be seen from space.


The wall stretches thousands of miles across northern China but is only a few yards wide.


Yang said he didn't see it, but added that the Earth was "very beautiful."


The report didn't say whether Yang could see any other artificial structures like the pyramids of Egypt or U.S. Interstate 95.



/As I passed over Maryland, I saw some dude wearing a mickey mouse shirt flipping me the bird---those americans sure are a strange sort, said yang, as he sipped on some tang, while inteviewed by wang...and chong has gone home for the night...

dimm_coder
October 20th, 2003, 03:57 AM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Have some bear??
Ruh roh. I hope this isn't going to get kinky.

Ummm... so what can I say - I always mix those words... Have a bear? ... arghh... what kind of st***d I'm... but at least, that is good it's not a case, when bear have someone... :eek: :D

vicodin451
October 20th, 2003, 07:10 AM
Cardfile was unable to load the Object Linking and Embedding libraries, so it cannot support the Cardfile 3.1 format. If Cardfile saves your file in a Cardfile 3.0 format, be aware that any embedded object becomes a static object, which means that you cannot edit it from within Cardfile. Also, if the object is in color, saving it in Cardfile 3.0 converts the object to black-and-white.
Choose OK.

That makes me a sad panda.

SolarFlare
October 20th, 2003, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Cardfile was unable to load the Object Linking and Embedding libraries, so it cannot support the Cardfile 3.1 format. If Cardfile saves your file in a Cardfile 3.0 format, be aware that any embedded object becomes a static object, which means that you cannot edit it from within Cardfile. Also, if the object is in color, saving it in Cardfile 3.0 converts the object to black-and-white.
Choose OK.

That makes me a sad panda.
Saaaaaaaad panda.

vicodin451
October 20th, 2003, 10:31 PM
"We don't take kindly to yer types 'round here!"

MaxHeadroom
October 21st, 2003, 01:47 AM
Well, as i read somewhere, You have a situation i.e. a serious problem if you have twenty or so Smurfs doing (dancing hehe ;) ) the Macarena on your homepage. But, anyway, does anyone read all this posts?

Bye

Mick
October 21st, 2003, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by MaxHeadroom
Well, as i read somewhere, You have a situation i.e. a serious problem if you have twenty or so Smurfs doing (dancing hehe ;) ) the Macarena on your homepage. But, anyway, does anyone read all this posts?

Bye

this is where I say reading fundemental???

MaxHeadroom
October 21st, 2003, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by Mick
this is where I say reading fundemental???

Aren't you a bit off-topic? :D

Mick
October 21st, 2003, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by MaxHeadroom
Aren't you a bit off-topic? :D

Not really...cause you know..I was reading the other day and I thought i was so on-topic...but then a little purple gnome said...look dude your so off-topic, have another hit....jeez, even I know fluridation is bad for you...

/Those Gnomes..they is so smartsy...

MaxHeadroom
October 21st, 2003, 05:27 AM
OK
Just follow the yellow bricks road

MaxHeadroom
October 21st, 2003, 05:28 AM
And just to disable the Email notification...

vicodin451
October 21st, 2003, 07:14 AM
Yikes! Reruns!

Mick
October 21st, 2003, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Yikes! Reruns!

Rerun??? is that you??? I wondered where you went off too....


/Just like the where did you start thread...everyone is a 80's kid...

vicodin451
October 21st, 2003, 10:43 AM
Who said anything about goats???

Tom Frohman
October 21st, 2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Who said anything about goats???
Well, now that you mention it. I still think ice cream melts at the center of the earth. Crowbars don't make good flower pots.
However, the cabbages might still be saved.

vicodin451
October 21st, 2003, 10:50 AM
We all float down here.

Or is it...
We all double down here.

SolarFlare
October 21st, 2003, 05:25 PM
Ice cream melts at the surface of the earth too.

Mick
October 21st, 2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Well, now that you mention it. I still think ice cream melts at the center of the earth.


So I should stop digging that hole to china to test the theory..thanks a lot...another grant shot down...


Crowbars don't make good flower pots.

if you have enough of them they do...


However, the cabbages might still be saved.


So the carrots formed a union
And demanded equal rights
’the cabbages are just too greedy
We will make them give us light’
Now there’s no more cabbage oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the veggies are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw ...

vicodin451
October 21st, 2003, 10:38 PM
Coffin that passes through lanes and streets,
Through day and night with the great cloud darkening the land,
With the pomp of the inloop'd flags with the cities draped in black,
With the show of the States themselves as of crape-veil'd women
standing,
With processions long and winding and the flambeaus of the night,
With the countless torches lit, with the silent sea of faces and the
unbared heads,
With the waiting depot, the arriving coffin, and the sombre faces,
With dirges through the night, with the thousand voices rising
strong and solemn,
With all the mournful voices of the dirges pour'd around the coffin,
The dim-lit churches and the shuddering organs-where amid these
you journey,

With the tolling tolling bells' perpetual clang,
Here, coffin that slowly passes,
I give you my sprig of lilac.

souldog
October 22nd, 2003, 04:31 AM
You know what is nice. When you have been coding infrastructure
for months and can not test anything.
Then it comes time to put it all together and you have made it so
easy for yourself... one keeps thinking "WOW, I thought of that
already and the solution is already coded".

vicodin451
October 22nd, 2003, 07:20 AM
Also nice: pureéd yak guts with a mild case of the gout.


and makes it bleed great gouts of blood
-- Oscar Wilde

Mick
October 22nd, 2003, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Also nice: pureéd yak guts with a mild case of the gout.

mmmmmhh..yak tasty, I like my fried on a stick....

vicodin451
October 22nd, 2003, 08:08 AM
//Overwrite save return address with 0x77F32836
exploit[count++]=0x36;
exploit[count++]=0x28;
exploit[count++]=0xf3;
exploit[count++]=0x77;

Mick
October 22nd, 2003, 09:56 AM
Oct 22 1976
Red dye #4 is banned by the US Food and Drug Administration, because it causes tumors in the bladders of dogs. The dye is still used in Canada. The ban wreaks havoc with the M&M supply.


I miss my 4 sided red die....

vicodin451
October 22nd, 2003, 10:02 AM
Chromodynamics (QCD) suggests that the color confinement prevails under normal circumstances, but at sufficiently high density and/or temperature, deconfinement should occur, leading to a new phase of matter, the quark-gluon plasma.
If a thermalized quark-gluon plasma is formed during the collision, it will rapidly destroy itself through instabilities, expansion and cooling.

Mick
October 22nd, 2003, 10:42 AM
and frank said....


http://www.imao.us/

vicodin451
October 22nd, 2003, 10:52 AM
ORIGIN 176 bp upstream of RsaI site.
1 cttcatcgtc gtccaactga ccttgagtgt tagtttcgcg gtaagtttgg gtataagtgc
61 caccaccagt gccggcagtg tagtcagtag tttgttgctg gaagtcgtta ccgccaaact
121 gcgtgttacc gcctagatta gactgtggct gctggcgttg agggaaacct gcctgtacgt
181 gaggccctaa aaagccagag acctcactcc cggggagcca gcatgtccac tgcggtcctg
241 gaaaacccag gcttgggcag gaaactctct gactttggac aggaaacaag ctatattgaa
301 gacaactgca atcaaaatgg tgccatatca ctgatcttct cactcaaaga agaagttggt
361 gcattggcca aagtattgcg cttatttgag gagaatgatg taaacctgac ccacattgaa
421 tctagacctt ctcgtttaaa gaaagatgag tatgaatttt tcacccattt ggataaacgt
481 agcctgcctg ctctgacaaa catcatcaag atcttgaggc atgacattgg tgccactgtc
541 catgagcttt cacgagataa gaagaaagac acagtgccct ggttcccaag aaccattcaa
601 gagctggaca gatttgccaa tcagattctc agctatggag cggaactgga tgctgaccac
661 cctggtttta aagatcctgt gtaccgtgca agacggaagc agtttgctga cattgcctac
721 aactaccgcc atgggcagcc catccctcga gtggaataca tggaggaaga aaagaaaaca
781 tggggcacag tgttcaagac tctgaagtcc ttgtataaaa cccatgcttg ctatgagtac
841 aatcacattt ttccacttct tgaaaagtac tgtggcttcc atgaagataa cattccccag
901 ctggaagacg tttctcaatt cctgcagact tgcactggtt tccgcctccg acctgtggct
961 ggcctgcttt cctctcggga tttcttgggt ggcctggcct tccgagtctt ccactgcaca
1021 cagtacatca gacatggatc caagcccatg tatacccccg aacctgacat ctgccatgag
1081 ctgttgggac atgtgccctt gttttcagat cgcagctttg cccagttttc ccaggaaatt
1141 ggccttgcct ctctgggtgc acctgatgaa tacattgaaa agctcgccac aatttactgg
1201 tttactgtgg agtttgggct ctgcaaacaa ggagactcca taaaggcata tggtgctggg
1261 ctcctgtcat cctttggtga attacagtac tgcttatcag agaagccaaa gcttctcccc
1321 ctggagctgg agaagacagc catccaaaat tacactgtca cggagttcca gcccctgtat
1381 tacgtggcag agagttttaa tgatgccaag gagaaagtaa ggaactttgc tgccacaata
1441 cctcggccct tctcagttcg ctacgaccca tacacccaaa ggattgaggt cttggacaat
1501 acccagcagc ttaagatttt ggctgattcc attaacagtg aaattggaat cctttgcagt
1561 gccctccaga aaataaagta aagccatgga cagaatgtgg tctgtcagct gtgaatctgt
1621 tgatggagat ccaactattt ctttcatcag aaaaagtccg aaaagcaaac cttaatttga
1681 aataacagcc ttaaatcctt tacaagatgg agaaacaaca aataagtcaa aataatctga
1741 aatgacagga tatgagtaca tactcaagag cataatggta aatcttttgg ggtcatcttt
1801 gatttagaga tgataatccc atactctcaa ttgagttaaa tcagtaatct gtcgcatttc
1861 atcaagatta attaaaattt gggacctgct tcattcaagc ttcatatatg ctttgcagag
1921 aactcataaa ggagcatata aggctaaatg taaaacacaa gactgtcatt agaattgaat
1981 tattgggctt aatataaatc gtaacctatg aagtttattt tctattttag ttaactatga
2041 ttccaattac tactttgtta ttgtacctaa gtaaattttc tttaggtcag aagcccatta
2101 aaatagttac aagcattgaa cttctttagt attatattaa tataaaaaca tttttgtatg
2161 ttttattgta atcataaata ctgctgtata aggtaataaa actctgcacc taatccccat
2221 aacttccagt atcattttcc aattaattat caagtctgtt ttgggaaaca ctttgaggac
2281 atttatgatg cagcagatgt tgactaaagg cttggttggt agatattcag gaaatgttca
2341 ctgaataaat aagtaaatac attattgaaa agcaaatctg tataaatgtg aaatttttat
2401 ttgtattagt aataaaacat tagtagttt
//

SolarFlare
October 22nd, 2003, 06:34 PM
You've just initiated a DNA vs C++ competition... which is better?

souldog
October 22nd, 2003, 06:55 PM
DNA sucks..geez who needs all that. I hate the stuff.

**** DNA

souldog
October 22nd, 2003, 07:02 PM
While I am at it chemicals are evil. Lets all fight for a world where
there are no chemicals.

NO CHEMICALS NOW.

Tom Frohman
October 22nd, 2003, 07:22 PM
Lets see if we can stamp out mental health in our generation.

Mick
October 22nd, 2003, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Lets see if we can stamp out mental health in our generation.

I'm a mental health advocate....what that means I'll never know....

vicodin451
October 22nd, 2003, 09:28 PM
Rust eradication: a plan for better metal health.

Mick
October 22nd, 2003, 09:35 PM
60 was the number they gave me...I answered...42...they didn't find it as funny as I did....

vicodin451
October 22nd, 2003, 09:53 PM
If they're still watching, I'll take the ham & swiss on rye with tectonic rhubarb and some heretic tomfoolery on the side.

Mick
October 22nd, 2003, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
If they're still watching, I'll take the ham & swiss on rye with tectonic rhubarb and some heretic tomfoolery on the side.

I'll just take some tectonic rhubarb because that sounds so kewl...

vicodin451
October 22nd, 2003, 10:10 PM
Selma to tha butcher.

Butcher - I barely even knower...

Mick
October 23rd, 2003, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by Mick
Rerun??? is that you??? I wondered where you went off too....


/Just like the where did you start thread...everyone is a 80's kid...

when I jinx someone...you'd better watch out...

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items//0,1,12758,00.html

SolarFlare
October 23rd, 2003, 06:00 PM
Are you saying you're a murderer, or that you merely wished death upon him?

Mick
October 23rd, 2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by SolarFlare
Are you saying you're a murderer, or that you merely wished death upon him?

Is this a trick question?

SolarFlare
October 23rd, 2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Mick
Is this a trick question?
Yes, but you have to answer anyway.

Mick
October 23rd, 2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by SolarFlare
Yes, but you have to answer anyway.

ok...hmmm...42....

vicodin451
October 23rd, 2003, 09:47 PM
Ever notice that 42 is the number returned from the exported function that the AppWizard generates, when you choose a new "Win32 DLL That Exports Some Symbols" in MSVC++ 6.0?

How many serial killers had 42 victims?


I killed Cap'n Crunch, but Count Chocula shot JR.

Mick
October 23rd, 2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Ever notice that 42 is the number returned from the exported function that the AppWizard generates, when you choose a new "Win32 DLL That Exports Some Symbols" in MSVC++ 6.0?



42 was the number they gave me..


How many serial killers had 42 victims?


3


I killed Cap'n Crunch, but Count Chocula shot JR.

trix are for kids???

SolarFlare
October 23rd, 2003, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
I killed Cap'n Crunch, but Count Chocula shot JR.
That still doesn't solve the mystery shrouding the case of the deputy.

vicodin451
October 23rd, 2003, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by SolarFlare
That still doesn't solve the mystery shrouding the case of the deputy.

The butler did it, behind door #1, with Barker's Beauty and a bottle of Stolichnaya. Yeah. And an electric cattle prod.

Mick
October 23rd, 2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
And an electric cattle prod.

Now that's what I am talking about!!!!

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 08:24 AM
La ciguena tocaba el saxofon detras del palenque de paja.
[The stork played the saxophone behind the bale of straw.]

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
I killed Cap'n Crunch, but Count Chocula shot JR.
What is Cap'n Crunch, and Count Chocula, and JR ?
I have seen them only three times...but I havenot got it up to now...
What are they ? where/how do you know those words ?

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:12 AM
I have seen them only three times...but I havenot got it up to now...

There are many fine creams, ointments, and salves available "over-the-counter" to help you with your problem.

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
There are many fine creams, ointments, and salves available "over-the-counter" to help you with your problem.
But they are all substance, how can I understand those words you talk by using them ?

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by hometown
But they are all substance, how can I understand those words you talk by using them ?

Easy.


MS KB Article Q326429:
"If you move or copy a large file (five gigabytes [GB] or larger) by using Windows Explorer, the progress bar may give a misleading status. The progress bar moves right until it reaches the end and then jumps back to the beginning many times. Also, the time remaining is random (from a few minutes to millions of minutes). However, the file is moved or copied successfully if you do not cancel the operation."

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Easy.

I dont understand the words but you give me explanations about how to copy and move a big file !!!???!!!

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:40 AM
Lesson:
When you don't understand something, move some large files around.

It's kind of like therapy.


BTW: Cap'n Crunch and Count Chocula are cereals. Check them @ Google.

JR is... uh, ah, well, eck, ahhh.... JR Ewing, of course!

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 09:46 AM
Thanks alot,
I thought you were being in misleading status...:)

By the way, I have never copied/downloaded any files which are that large...I think at most, only around 5 MB...:)

Platinum Plus
October 24th, 2003, 10:01 AM
Where is Xeon and Simon
:( :( :(

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Where is Xeon and Simon
:( :( :(

People come and leave, they change all the time, just like you, who knows ? :)

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 10:17 AM
\u2674 names a 16-bit extended character. Its encoding is hexadecimal 2674 or decimal 9844, and its glyph is the recycling symbol for type-2 plastic.

gjs368
October 24th, 2003, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
\u2674 names a 16-bit extended character. Its encoding is hexadecimal 2674 or decimal 9844, and its glyph is the recycling symbol for type-2 plastic. Be careful; these kinds of posts might cause this thread to get merged with the Boring Thread (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=238148)!! (and it's big enough already)

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
\u2674 names a 16-bit extended character. Its encoding is hexadecimal 2674 or decimal 9844, and its glyph is the recycling symbol for type-2 plastic.
Are you talking with me again ?
I dont understand again...

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by gjs368
Be careful; these kinds of posts might cause this thread to get merged with the Boring Thread (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=238148)!! (and it's big enough already)
You have something new ?? so that it wont get on topic..:)

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 10:38 AM
Here he comes

gjs368
October 24th, 2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by hometown
Here he comes <Hometown's boyfriend>

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by hometown
Are you talking with me again ?
I dont understand again...

Just being off-topic.

Topical creams and ointments. NO!!! side-thread on topic!!!! ACK!

Tom Frohman
October 24th, 2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by hometown
I dont understand again...

Its very simple if you just stop and don't think about it.
For example, if I ask, what time does the baloon go off?
The answer is automatically: Get some vaseline fast.
If you had stopped and thought about it, you would have given out some wrong answer like 3:40AM on Tuesday.
You need to role the light and ennuciate dinner in order to get to the toll booth.

I hope this has cleared things up.

One more thing, there is no parking on the east lawn.

gjs368
October 24th, 2003, 12:01 PM
HUH????

SolarFlare
October 24th, 2003, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Where is Xeon and Simon
:( :( :(
I ate them. Somebody had to do it.

Tom Frohman
October 24th, 2003, 01:50 PM
Cernyl has no effect when maleate is used as the substrate.

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 02:00 PM
I made the blue cars go away.

Gospodin R.
October 24th, 2003, 05:08 PM
It's highly possibly that I had a thought.

souldog
October 24th, 2003, 05:14 PM
Don't fool yourself.

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 05:25 PM
Wakeup in the morning and kick the day in the teeth!! Or something like that.

Huh? I would truly prefer to wake up in the day and kick a bunch of enemies in the teeth. Perhaps even a dentist or two. Physician, heal thyself! I will also serve cereal.

souldog
October 24th, 2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Huh? I would truly prefer to wake up in the day and kick a bunch of enemies in the teeth. Perhaps even a dentist or two. Physician, heal thyself! I will also serve cereal.

Friend, if you do not consider the day to be your enemy, to be
conquered and humiliated, then you do not have the proper
go-get-em spirit. Where is your ambition?

**** the day. Hey day, I'm coming for you.

SolarFlare
October 24th, 2003, 06:24 PM
Messy Macie. Ewww.

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by SolarFlare
Messy Macie. Ewww.
What is Messy Macie ???

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by souldog
Friend, if you do not consider the day to be your enemy, to be
conquered and humiliated, then you do not have the proper
go-get-em spirit. Where is your ambition?

**** the day. Hey day, I'm coming for you.

You're coming for me? Or Hometown, who stole your avatar?
Now that's ambitious!

And if I close my mind in fear, please pry it open...

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by hometown
What is Messy Macie ???

http://bethel.fullweb.com/memories.htm

How about "Marvelous Macie"... Does anyone remember Messy Macie? Hope she don't get mad at that! She knows I Love Her!!! But she is still Messy Macie to Me!! ~Crystal

galathaea
October 24th, 2003, 09:12 PM
I can't remember what I did with $50. If any one here has any ideas, please let me know immediately so I can investigate.

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:21 PM
Now hometown chanced from pseudo-souldog, to a pair-o-puppies! Hmmm...

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 09:22 PM
Is this what you wrote yourself...:) or you took it from somewhere
How about "Marvelous Macie"... Does anyone remember Messy Macie? Hope she don't get mad at that! She knows I Love Her!!! But she is still Messy Macie to Me!! ~Crystal
I like the word Crystal, sound like I already heard of that some times...:)

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by galathaea
I can't remember what I did with $50. If any one here has any ideas, please let me know immediately so I can investigate.

It's under my couch. Trust me, you don't wanna go there.

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
It's under my couch. Trust me, you don't wanna go there.
Why do you leave $50 under your couch ? Why dont you get it ? It is money...

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by hometown
Is this what you wrote yourself...:) or you took it from somewhere

I like the word Crystal, sound like I already heard of that some times...:)

Umm... I posted the source of the comment right above it...

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by hometown
Why do you leave $50 under your couch ? Why dont you get it ? It is money...

It's galathaea's $50.
He needs to investigate.
Or so he says.

hometown
October 24th, 2003, 09:36 PM
you put this down, you location
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

By the way, you know much about Japanese cursive writing ?? :)
I am not a Japanese but I think I can write it, not really bad...

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by hometown
you put this down, you location


By the way, you know much about Japanese cursive writing ?? :)
I am not a Japanese but I think I can write it, not really bad...

Why does no one care about the turbodisco? Oh, the humanity!

But... can you write Japanese Cursive, in triple? That is the truest test.

I will harvest the finest grains to maltease my falcon. Again, I will also serve cereal.

galathaea
October 24th, 2003, 09:48 PM
Did I get anything in return?

vicodin451
October 24th, 2003, 09:49 PM
Did I get anything in return?


I dunno. Ask Petey, the dude @ the junkyard where my couch is.

hometown
October 25th, 2003, 12:23 AM
I come to just say that Nice talk...

Have fun !!!! Wish you a happy day B@strd !!!

souldog
October 25th, 2003, 05:19 AM
Why is everything always urgent??? So many people ask questions
which had better be answered right now and show they don't
have much of an idea what they are doing.
Geeez, are these people professional programmers.

No wonder my fricking video card drivers have completely
****ed over my computer.

I hate you NVIDIA

hometown
October 25th, 2003, 05:56 AM
Originally posted by souldog
Why is everything always urgent??? So many people ask questions which had better be answered right now and show they don't have much of an idea what they are doing.
Geeez, are these people professional programmers.

No wonder my fricking video card drivers have completely
****ed over my computer.

I hate you NVIDIA
Who are "theses people" ?
Who is NVIDIA ? Why do you hate that guy ?
I dont understand what you are talking about ? But tell me if you want me to understand what you are talking about...
I am listening...

Tom Frohman
October 25th, 2003, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by hometown
Who are "theses people" ?
Who is NVIDIA ? Why do you hate that guy ?
I dont understand what you are talking about ? But tell me if you want me to understand what you are talking about...
I am listening...

1) "Theses people" are more well known under the alias THEM .
It is a well known fact that THEM is out to get us.

2) NVIDIA is an acronym for NeVada Individual DVD Investment Association.

3) Why does he hate that guy?
Does anybody like him? This should be obvious.

4) If you don't understand, stop making sense.

hometown
October 25th, 2003, 06:54 AM
Thanks Excel WinWord alot for your answers....

They sound so nice..:)

I already stopped making sense for long long time ago, so you too, Dont ever try to make me make sense again !

vicodin451
October 25th, 2003, 12:16 PM
I get my answers from PowerPnt MsAccess. I never said they were right.

Crabby Orifice Lady had a field day with the blueberry hamsters and the mulched mangoes. I played the sprinkler. It was like a mortuary in the autumn, with Larry Hagman uttering curses at tacos. Heh - if he only new!

DUCK!
Guess it was just a chicken.

hometown
October 25th, 2003, 09:03 PM
We were born in this little town
Growing up I was counting down
Every single day
Till we made our get-away
But you said
You could never see yourself
Trying to make a life anywhere else
This would be your home
And I was on my own
But ever since you said good-bye
I've been out here on the wind
And baby you would be surprised
All the places you have been
I've seen you in Albuquerque
Waiting out a blizzard
Arizona dancing across the desert
Watching the sun set in Monterey
Girl I swear just the other day you were
Down in Georgia picking them peaches
Carolina barefoot on the beaches
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you
Everywhere

Now a days when I'm passing through
The conversation always turns to you
I hear you're doin' fine
Living out by the county line
Got a man that's home every night
A couple of kids and the kind of life
That you want to leave
Guess you could say the same for me
But you and I made our choices
All those years ago
Still I know I'll hear your voice
And see you down the road
Maybe in

Oklahoma driving across the prairie
In Dallas Texas isn't that where we
Always said we would like to try
But never did so maybe that's why
You're on every highway
Just beyond the high-beams
Right beside me
In all of my sweet dreams
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you
In...

Albuquerque waiting out a blizzard
Arizona dancing across the desert
Watching the sun set in Monterey
Girl I swear just the other day you were
Down in Georgia picking them peaches
Carolina barefoot on the beaches
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you
Everywhere

Tom Frohman
October 26th, 2003, 08:25 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket............

vicodin451
October 26th, 2003, 04:54 PM
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you
Everywhere


Some sort of STALKER song?

hometown
October 26th, 2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
There once was a man from Nantucket............
Where is Nantucket ???

I am stalking Mick...
Yes, that is TRUE !!! How about you ? Are you Stalking ME or Someone ????:cool:

vicodin451
October 26th, 2003, 07:04 PM
http://lyricsheaven.topcities.com/survey_d_k_bestanden/Danzig.htm#stalker

http://www.angelfire.com/ga/metalsystem/Danzig.txt
Search for "stalker song" on the page.

Read other pieces on each page as well.


Nantucket Island, MA, 02554

Deniz
October 26th, 2003, 08:51 PM
look, its 2 puppies trying to jump over each other... :)



hey, it looks like someones avatar... :confused:

vicodin451
October 26th, 2003, 10:40 PM
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

I'm hoping "the jumping dogs" aren't doing it for you...

vicodin451
October 27th, 2003, 11:28 PM
Whoa... It's been 3 long years!

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 06:14 AM
No problem about how long it will take...it can be 3 decades or 300 years,...
Perhaps, just like people in China usually think of pre- and post- existences, if this can be done in this life, it can also be done in the next life...People after dying for 49 days, their spirits will go look for rebirth, they will be born again then...I also believe in this...though it id not of reality at all.

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 06:17 AM
I mean, only a litle do i believe in that...

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 07:45 AM
Viva Gorditas!

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 07:51 AM
what is gorditas?

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 07:54 AM
by the way, your alvatar doesnot look pretty, you want another one, I have alot of pictures, I will give you.

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by hometown
by the way, your alvatar doesnot look pretty, you want another one, I have alot of pictures, I will give you.

I need not a pretty avatar.

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by hometown
what is gorditas?

www.tacobell.com

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
www.tacobell.com
Thanks, that guy looks like a monster in horror movie

By the way,
I re-read some posts up there, i dont understand why mick said 42 is the number, and you, solarflare, Tom right then got it ? What did you mean ? What was that 42 ?

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
I need not a pretty avatar.

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 08:24 AM
What was that 42

SIX * NINE = 42.

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
SIX * NINE = 42.
that is what i dont understand...

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 09:00 AM
Operator precedence.

Tom Frohman
October 28th, 2003, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by hometown
that is what i dont understand...

6X9=42 in base 16.
See the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy for reference.






So long and thanks for the fish!

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 09:08 AM
Nessum dorma.

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Nessum dorma.
What does that mean ???

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 09:35 AM
Malleus maleficarum.

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 09:44 AM
i have never studied about latin, i dontknow

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by hometown
i have never studied about latin, i dontknow

Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin seems profound.)

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 09:55 AM
How long have you learnt latin ??? :)

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 09:58 AM
42

hometown
October 28th, 2003, 10:03 AM
42<- you are 42 years old :)

vicodin451
October 28th, 2003, 10:11 AM
ROFLMAO!

SolarFlare
October 28th, 2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
6X9=42 in base 16.

Uh... you should check that.

vicodin451
October 29th, 2003, 08:35 AM
6X9=42 in base 16

42=42 in base 42.

Tom Frohman
October 29th, 2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by SolarFlare
Uh... you should check that.

Sorry, typo.
6x9=42 in base 13.

Tom Frohman
October 29th, 2003, 12:35 PM
I still haven't found nessum in any latin dictionary.

What does nessum dorma mean?

gjs368
October 29th, 2003, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
What does nessum dorma mean? The Loch Ness Monster is sleeping

vicodin451
October 29th, 2003, 12:39 PM
Lothar needs a brand new Dolorean!

gjs368
October 29th, 2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Lothar needs a brand new Dolorean! Lotharius requirere Deloreanus novus

< With the help of WordGumbo (http://www.wordgumbo.com/ie/rom/lat/erenglat.htm) >

Tom Frohman
October 29th, 2003, 04:03 PM
If he were emperor of Antarctica, he could probably wear a toupee.

vicodin451
October 29th, 2003, 04:27 PM
MSKB 148505 - "HOWTO: Force Files to Be Flushed to Disk" references COMMODE.obj.

Does anyone else find this at all amusing?

vicodin451
October 29th, 2003, 09:45 PM
:p :p :p :p

C'mon! Let's get this thread moving!

:p :p :p :p
How's this:
http://www.theonion.com/3942/opinion1.html
"I Would Treat The Girl From The Muffler Commercial Right"

Nursing-Home Residents Mate In Captivity
COLBY, KS—Following six months of failed attempts under intense observation by geriatric scientists, Briarwood Nursing Home residents Horace Klass, 86, and Helen Veukmaan, 83, successfully mated in captivity Monday. "As with most new arrivals to Briarwood, Horace and Helen at first seemed despondent," Briarwood's Dr. William Stander said. "Before long, though, they grew accustomed to their new habitat, and Horace soon felt comfortable enough to approach Helen. Indeed, Horace ultimately proved quite aggressive." Briarwood employees report that, after mating, Klass provided Veukmaan with half a box of windmill cookies.

vicodin451
October 29th, 2003, 10:21 PM
IYDKMIGHTKY (Gimme That!)

vicodin451
October 29th, 2003, 10:22 PM
http://www.codeninja.com

vicodin451
October 30th, 2003, 07:08 AM
Insert monospace text into your message

Jewe
October 30th, 2003, 10:44 AM
if A != A then A?

but if A | A = B then A != B ???

Jewe....

oh before I forget........
ITs almost Weekend!!!!!!!!!!

vicodin451
October 30th, 2003, 10:47 AM
:D :D :D :D
WOOHOO!!! 451 posts for vicodin451
:D :D :D :D

hometown
October 30th, 2003, 05:50 PM
You have never thought it was just a way to make sure about things ???:)
You ve posted so many to answer people's questions but acutaly you arenot sm@rt at all...I guess that is just because you have you ve worked so long in the field, nothing more...42
Did you C the C I wrote in my signature ? You know what it mean ? It is a NAME ! I like that NAME, perhaps it gets much more than just LIKE...

vicodin451
October 30th, 2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by hometown
You have never thought it was just a way to make sure about things ???:)
You ve posted so many to answer people's questions but acutaly you arenot sm@rt at all...I guess that is just because you have you ve worked so long in the field, nothing more...42
Did you C the C I wrote in my signature ? You know what it mean ? It is a NAME ! I like that NAME, perhaps it gets much more than just LIKE...

All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

hometown
October 30th, 2003, 10:34 PM
I am scared ???
bool scared;
if(scared)
leave();
else
stay();
But that is just kindof a joke; Here is a true clause ;
if(Nina doesnot like Chr) then
Nina has already left Remember that !
Marketting conspiracy 2: DON'T-EVER-BEHAVE-LIKEAN-AS_HOLE-TO-PEOPLE-AROUND-LIKE-THAT-OR-YOU-WILL-NEVER-FIND-OUT-ANY-SUBSTRINGS-IN-A-LONG-STRING

*.*.*.*.*.*.*
There are still bugs in you and in yours, if you make an effort to do a search, you will get them all... About the nature<Nina has nothing to say, really sad and disappointed though> But is that the way it is ?:(

Platinum Plus
October 31st, 2003, 12:34 AM
hometown says
... they change all the time, just like you, who knows ? :)

Who were you before :rolleyes::rolleyes: :D

hometown
October 31st, 2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by Platinum Plus
Who were you before :rolleyes::rolleyes: :D
I can be anyone you want me to be...:)
How can I sew people's lips together so that they will never be able to say a word ???

vicodin451
October 31st, 2003, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by hometown
I am scared ???
bool scared;
if(scared)
leave();
else
stay();

Ah - I see where the problem is now. The variable "scared" is never initialized before it is used. So the behavior of your application will be very erratic.

vicodin451
October 31st, 2003, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by hometown
I can be anyone you want me to be...:)
How can I sew people's lips together so that they will never be able to say a word ???


I think this question is more suited for the S&M forum...

M Owen
October 31st, 2003, 10:35 AM
I am in ABORT mode ... :D

vicodin451
October 31st, 2003, 10:53 AM
SetErrorMode(SEM_NOALIGNMENTFAULTEXCEPT);

SolarFlare
October 31st, 2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by vicodin451
Ah - I see where the problem is now. The variable "scared" is never initialized before it is used. So the behavior of your application will be very erratic.
And that is the observed pattern.

vicodin451
October 31st, 2003, 10:52 PM
Crosshatch, with a light lemon sauce.

vicodin451
November 3rd, 2003, 09:42 PM
I would like to request that all posts in this thread be off topic.

morrowasted
November 3rd, 2003, 10:57 PM
the thread is already called that, therefore your post is on topic

shame on you:cool:

vicodin451
November 4th, 2003, 07:04 AM
Please complete the message field.

Tom Frohman
November 4th, 2003, 12:40 PM
whoa, sounds like someone hasn't gotten any in a month?

vicodin451
November 4th, 2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
whoa, sounds like someone hasn't gotten any in a month?

It was
Please complete the message field.
not
Please massage the complete field.

M Owen
November 4th, 2003, 01:52 PM
Why it is that every time I fix a problem 5 more pop up to take it's place? Corrollary: How does filling a gap between 2 records create a gap on each side of the filler? Related: Why does everyone here spit on me and call me very un-programmerlike names?

vicodin451
November 4th, 2003, 01:53 PM
Throw mama from the train.

M Owen
November 5th, 2003, 11:57 AM
Slap me upside the head with a cast iron skillet ...

gjs368
November 5th, 2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by M Owen
Slap me upside the head with a cast iron skillet ... Will this one do?

Tom Frohman
November 5th, 2003, 12:33 PM
I'll take a painfull groin injury to go please.

M Owen
November 5th, 2003, 03:12 PM
I have an acute iron deficiency ... Anyone ever have "iron" tums? Supposedly they turn you into the man of steel ... I guess it's a digestive issue.

souldog
November 5th, 2003, 03:47 PM
Yes, often...gleaming

gjs368
November 5th, 2003, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by M Owen
I have an acute iron deficiency ... Anyone ever have "iron" tums? Supposedly they turn you into the man of steel ... I guess it's a digestive issue. Well, at least we know why you want to introduce a cast iron skillet to your head

:D

Mick
November 5th, 2003, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by gjs368
Well, at least we know why you want to introduce a cast iron skillet to your head

:D

Look this iron skillet stuff is not all it's cracked up to be, I have a sunburn on my right middle finger from the fingernail to the middle knuckle...why ....iron skillet well ok, not really an iron skillet, it was a pot of crab soup that I had been toiling over...burn baby burn...that poo poo hurt...sniffle...it's funny though, cause other than the big farking blister that I pop'd it really does look sunburned ;)

souldog
November 5th, 2003, 04:25 PM
Just admit it Mick, you've been laying on the beach flipping
off the world agian

hometown
November 5th, 2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by gjs368
Well, at least we know why you want to introduce a cast iron skillet to your head

:D
my bro uses it for frying eggs... ours is not iron...

Tom Frohman
November 5th, 2003, 04:26 PM
Thank you for sharing that story, Mick.

Except we all know already that you got burned by participating in a flame war not from cooking.

Mick
November 5th, 2003, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Thank you for sharing that story, Mick.

Except we all know already that you got burned by participating in a flame war not from cooking.

*snicker* I have not yet begun to flame...Don't stick your hand in the fire and expect not to get burned....or should I say don't come at me, I'm armed ;)

No really, I haven't burned myself in a long time, and it hurt hurt hurt, spent three hours with my hand in a bowl of cold water, the blister went from my fingernail to second knuckle...I mean people were giving me wierd looks when I flipped them the swollen bird??? But I had been watching the Ring (good flick) and eating crab soup (lefty) so all worked out...though rubbing one off is out of the question right now....

/Eagles
//Take it to the limit...one more time....

vicodin451
November 5th, 2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by M Owen
Slap me upside the head with a cast iron skillet ...

Hit you on the head with my ET LunchBox.