Super moderator

[Doctor Luz]

The ego of our moderators grows every day... :D

Yesterday moderators Today "super moderators" ... :o

What will be tomorrow? Hiper-Mega-Moderators? ;)

:D :D :D

[JeffB]

Super Administrator(s) :D

JeffB

[Yves M]

It's not my fault ! No, honestly ;)

But it's neat, since I can edit posts on any forum now :)

[Xeon]

By the way, Yves and guys......how do you change that label above your avatar?
Can it be changed? Or do we need moderators to change 'em?

Actually, like I've always said and felt,......a site manager or assistant site manager is the best. :):):):D:)

[Yves M]

Only Brad can do that, so you are out of luck ;)

[s. roelants]

Can I ask Brad for a Member³ for my multiple personality disorder?


:D :confused: :mad:

[Yves M]

Well, if Brad is in a bad mood, he might just ban you for asking it :D
But maybe you'll be able to get "Member + Member" once you are over 500 posts ;)

[s. roelants]

hmmm k,

is there any way to get the message back of the previous message board here?
I'm not sure but i don't believe there where "members" already then, maybe i can recuperate upgrade my number of posts :D

but i'm not sure i will get past 500 though.

Anyway, i'm trying to locate a post a did a long time ago (99 or 98) or so about with a printing routine that can print any window

I know this isn't really the topic here :)

[John E]

How come we ended up with Member+ anyway? Surely it should be Member++.... !! :D

[SolarFlare]

Hey Brad if you're reading this can I get "Solar Member" or "Member Supreme" or "Member * pSolarFlare = &SolarFlare;"? That would be awesome! Cuz, you know, I'm like this close to being a Senior Member anyways... ;)

[Xeon]

Solar.......gimme your Codeguru member account password and I'll change it for you. Free of charge, that is.
But really, I can't assure you that nothing bad will happen.
:D:D:D:D:D:D

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
Solar.......gimme your Codeguru member account password and I'll change it for you. Free of charge, that is.
But really, I can't assure you that nothing bad will happen.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Sounds like a good deal to me... Okay I don't remember it exactly but you get it by multiplying the 100th digit of "e" with the exact altitude of the ISS and then alternating the digits with a synonym for "supreme". I haven't exactly logged in very often. So, Xeon, now you're going to change my Member status to "The holy one," right?

[Xeon]

From Solar:

Sounds like a good deal to me... Okay I don't remember it exactly but you get it by multiplying the 100th digit of "e" with the exact altitude of the ISS and then alternating the digits with a synonym for "supreme". I haven't exactly logged in very often. So, Xeon, now you're going to change my Member status to "The holy one," right?


Obviously, you're trying to make things tough for me.
Look : no proper password, no changes.

That's it. Period.:D:p:D:p:D:p

[Platinum Plus]

Xeon says Obviously, you're trying to make things tough for me. No not for you...for him. He wants the change remember :confused:

[Xeon]

Nah, Platinum!
Solar wants to gimme a hard time doing XTreme mathematical and astronomical and technological calculations just to figure out his password. In other words, he wanna destroy me indirectly by making my brains explode.

Darn, Solar buster! :):):D:D:D

[SolarFlare]

Next you're gonna ask for my phone number! Geez, it's not like I've ever had to call myself.

[Yves M]

Originally posted by solarflare
Next you're gonna ask for my phone number! Geez, it's not like I've ever had to call myself.
I have the same problem too :p

[SolarFlare]

What is the requirement for member +? Is it 500 posts? 800?

[Amn]

vBulletin usually allows to change description text labels right after one passes the 50 post count. But not in here, here they want TOTAL DOMINATIVE CONTROL OVER US !!! :D

[Yves M]

Originally posted by Amn
they want TOTAL DOMINATIVE CONTROL OVER US !!! :D
Did you expect anything less ? ;)

[Amn]

Well, i like to customize the **** out of my profile thats all :)

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Amn
Well, i like to customize the **** out of my profile thats all :)
Yeah, it's like everything's the same! All avatars have to be the same size... etc. It's like this shopping center near where I live where all the stores' signs have to be maroon on beige. Freaky.

[Xeon]

From Solar:

What is the requirement for member +? Is it 500 posts? 800?


Rubbish! To get the "Member +" status, just suck up to Platinum Plus and he'll handle everything for you.


Yeah, it's like everything's the same! All avatars have to be the same size... etc. It's like this shopping center near where I live where all the stores' signs have to be maroon on beige. Freaky.


Now, that's insensible, Solar. While it is ok for everyone to be able to change their descriptive text labels, it is NOT ok for everyone to be able to change the SIZE of their avatars, co' it's gonna make everything look as though they're in He||.

Picture this : Yves uses a 600 * 600 pixels avatar photo of himself eating chicken chop at midnight, and Amn has a 10 * 600 pixels avatar photo of him watching the sunset while standing on Saturn.
Isn't this gonna be darn messy?!

There!

By the way Yves.......as you know, you have "Super Moderator" above your avatar. I notice that Gabriel has this same label too.
Did you two change it yourself to boost your ego, or did Brad do it for you to help boost the ego of you two??!
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
To get the "Member +" status, just suck up to Platinum Plus and he'll handle everything for you.

So, are you saying that Platinum Plus was originally just Platinum, and he sucked up to himself to become Platinum Plus?

[Yves M]

I have to admit that I'm not a big fan of chicken chops anyways :p But it's true, with a bigger avatar, some of my hitmen could get into the picture as well. ;)

About the "Super Moderator" thingy, that was Brad's decision. The current super moderators are from least important to most important listed here:
Forum Leaders (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showgroups.php?s=) ;)

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Yves M
The current super moderators are from least important to most important listed here:
Forum Leaders (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showgroups.php?s=) ;)
I don't think this is accurate... you say it's a list of important people? How come I'm not on top? :D:D;)

[Xeon]

From Solar:

So, are you saying that Platinum Plus was originally just Platinum, and he sucked up to himself to become Platinum Plus?


Noo.....never! :p
Platinum Plus was originally just Platinum, but he coded in C++ and actually attained the highest level of coding possible, and e actually bio-merge(fuse together) with the C++ programming language.
In other words, the C++ language flows in his veins, and his thoughts and object-oriented thinking is 100% the same as that of C++. Wow......

From Yves M the all-powerful coder who's so darn cool and handsome......the one man who makes all females go limp cos' of what, how and who he is:
[quote[
CodeGuru Forums > Forum Leaders

CodeGuru Forums Administrators
balbert
Brad Jones
Richard1

CodeGuru Forums Super Moderators
Cakkie
Cimperiali
Gabriel Fleseriu
Sonu Kapoor
Yves M
[/quote]

Hmmm......never noticed this page before.

Also, who's Balbert and Richard1? It seems there's another 2 dark figures up there other than the more notorious Brad.
The truth is, as we all know......3 isn't a nice figure for kings.
How about adding Xeon, and that would make it the 4 kings of Codeguru?
Please Brad! Com'on!

On the other hand, this list is making me berserk! I mean, to keep and boost member loyalty, Brad and gang really should put the names of those more regular members in another group under that same page too, such as :

Most Regular Super Members:

Xeon
Gabriel Fleseriu
Elrond
Simon666
SolarFlare
.
.
.

Just look at CodeProject and what they did to their members! Darn!
Now, Yves......as an almighty moderator who's in charge of so many forums, u really should represent us and raise our voices for us. Something like a mayor and the White House, speaking on behalf of the people.
Now, this is a really good way of being a moderator.
And when you leave in future, we would all respect you greatly, like Abraham Lincoln and such, and we could even have collectibles in your name, just like the way the USA military has this frigate called "The USS Abraham Lincoln".

That's why, Yves! Please and thanks. :):):D:D:)

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
the C++ language flows in his veins, and his thoughts and object-oriented thinking is 100% the same as that of C++
Why always OOP? Why not procedural programming? After all, I've never seen Platinum as a person, but I have communicated with him.

Also, who's Balbert and Richard1? It seems there's another 2 dark figures up there other than the more notorious Brad.

Could they be manifestations of the one we know as AnOnYmOuS?

The truth is, as we all know......3 isn't a nice figure for kings.

So true... just look at that Roman tyrant, what's his name, Julius Caesar. He ruled with two other fellas, then killed them to sieze power. If I were you, Brad, I would watch my back... or strike first.

[Xeon]

From Solar:

Why always OOP? Why not procedural programming? After all, I've never seen Platinum as a person, but I have communicated with him.


Cos' OOP is more organised and natural than procedural programming, Solar pal. :)


Could they be manifestations of the one we know as AnOnYmOuS?


Could be! I'm sending my research team over to check this out.
Also, Koffee Annan, the General-Secretary of the United Nations, have supported me in this. In fact, he even says that this is a more practical move than the one regarding the Iraq issue.
He says that instead of seeking trouble with some countries, we should be more peaceful and code in C++ and enjoy gurls instead.
I agree totally.


So true... just look at that Roman tyrant, what's his name, Julius Caesar. He ruled with two other fellas, then killed them to sieze power. If I were you, Brad, I would watch my back... or strike first.


Stop trying to influence others with your cold-blooded plans, k??!! Now, as we can all see, this guy, whose scientific alias is SolarFlare, is a darn ruthless guy who trusts no one.
High time to banish him, folks. :):D:D;)

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
he even says that this is a more practical move than the one regarding the Iraq issue.
He says that instead of seeking trouble with some countries, we should be more peaceful and code in C++ and enjoy gurls instead.
I agree totally.
So the US should invade Sweden, not Iraq?

[Xeon]

What Sweden! Why Sweden and not US?
I mean, the US invading itself??!!! Like a civil war? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Platinum Plus]

Yves Mafia saysI have to admit that I'm not a big fan of chicken chops anyways What's a mafia meal like anyway ;)

Also, who's Balbert and Richard1? Between them they have 2 posts and no location mmmmhhh:confused: I think I need to call the XXX men {SimonXXX and Xeon} to investigate immediately :mad: :D:D

[Xeon]

From Platinum Plus:

What's a mafia meal like anyway

A typical Mafia-style meal consists of :

Steamed Impala
Sour-Sweet Pork
Italian Sphagetti
American Half-burger
Danish bat meat
Rice(small bowl)
Fox-tail brew
Lion head soup


Between them they have 2 posts and no location mmmmhhh I think I need to call the XXX men {SimonXXX and Xeon} to investigate immediately


Indeed. According to my spy investigations, these 2 are outta the ring. In other words, they've been retrenched by Internet.com due to the recession and economic downturn.
The vice-president of Internet.com says I'm gonna replace Brad Jones next Monday.

Thus, those guys who've been nasty to me and such, watch out!
In the meantime, those guys like Solar and Platinum are assured safe and enjoying visits to Codeguru.
For a start, they're allow to moderate 7 forums each and do what they like in these forums : screaming at gurls and bullying them hard, peform artful graffiti on the Codeguru web pages and advertise their relative's businesses on the site etc.

Need I say more? :cool:

[Platinum Plus]

Need I say more? Yes indeed Xeon. You need to gimme the name of all the gurls on CG ;)

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
In the meantime, those guys like Solar and Platinum are assured safe and enjoying visits to Codeguru.
For a start, they're allow to moderate 7 forums each and do what they like in these forums : screaming at gurls and bullying them hard, peform artful graffiti on the Codeguru web pages and advertise their relative's businesses on the site etc.

I just need some clarification... would that make me a moderator, super moderator, or ultra moderator Xtreme?

[Xeon]

From Platinum:

Yes indeed Xeon. You need to gimme the name of all the gurls on CG


Kankudokein(around this spelling), Irona20, Marina Vaillant, Marilyn and a couple of others.
I'll give you a full database of female names once I take over Brad Jones, coming Monday. :D

From Solar:

I just need some clarification... would that make me a moderator, super moderator, or ultra moderator Xtreme?


If you receive any of these titles listed above, Solar.......then it's a total shame.
Both you and Platinum will be titled "God's Moderator" instead. :cool::cool::cool:

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
If you receive any of these titles listed above, Solar.......then it's a total shame.
Both you and Platinum will be titled "God's Moderator" instead. :cool::cool::cool:
But I can't moderate myself, it just wouldn't make any sense! Oh no, I've said too much. Forget it.
:D

[Xeon]

From Solar:

But I can't moderate myself, it just wouldn't make any sense! Oh no, I've said too much. Forget it.


Whoa! So, u're God Himself!
Oh the Lord!
I kneel down upon you, and I've a question which my heart has seek all my life!

My Father, how can I lock all the cute gurls in this world up and have them all to myself, while I shut up all the men in prison?

:cool::cool::cool:

[SolarFlare]

You will find the answer in your heart if you believe in my omnipotence.
:D:D:):):):):p

[Xeon]

Ah, the Lord!
I believe in you!
I did some soul-searching, and I realise that the only way to achieve my ultimate goal is to join SolarFlare on his universe conquest!

Thank you for enlightening me, my Father! :):):D
Xeon.

[SolarFlare]

Cool, now I'll finally let you use the top.
http://askadamthetime.s5.com/outhouse.jpg
Darnn, I had a really funny picture of a two story outhouse where the top said "management" and the bottom said "employees". Lousy freeservers.

[Xeon]

Here's the chance! All moderators catch Solar! He's doing illegal things with this web hosting service, Freeservers! Everyone now! Here's your chance! The one who manage to catch him will get US$1 and a Mars chocolate bar! NOW! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
Here's the chance! All moderators catch Solar! He's doing illegal things with this web hosting service, Freeservers! Everyone now! Here's your chance! The one who manage to catch him will get US$1 and a Mars chocolate bar! NOW! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Okay, I'm turning myself in. Now pay up.

by the way, if you want to see the picture referenced to above, you can go here (http://askadamthetime.s5.com/cgi-bin/i/outhouse.jpg).

[Xeon]

No no Solar.......no rewards for those who turn themselves in. Have you got a gurlfriend or anything? If you've, u had better satisfy her as much as you can; in as many ways as possible.

U see, pal.......the Green Berets and SWAT team are gonna storm your house for breaching of trust. Guys.......we won't be seeing Solar for sometime. :D

Anyway, that picture was darn funny! Whoa! Management and Employees! :D:cool:

[Platinum Plus]

Xeon says
Both you and Platinum will be titled "God's Moderator" instead. :cool::cool::cool:

No ! God forbid. Nobody moderates God. :mad:

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
No no Solar.......no rewards for those who turn themselves in. Have you got a gurlfriend or anything? If you've, u had better satisfy her as much as you can; in as many ways as possible.

U see, pal.......the Green Berets and SWAT team are gonna storm your house for breaching of trust. Guys.......we won't be seeing Solar for sometime. :D

Anyway, that picture was darn funny! Whoa! Management and Employees! :D:cool:
I'll just hide in the top floor of my outhouse and remove the ladder. The only way in is through the bottom.

[Xeon]

Useless, Solar. Let's face it : u're roasted meat.

The head of defence called me just now and ask where u might be.
I gave 'em some tips and they'll be using rocket launchers to toast your hideout if that's the last thing they're gonna do. :cool::cool::cool::cool:

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
Useless, Solar. Let's face it : u're roasted meat.

The head of defence called me just now and ask where u might be.
I gave 'em some tips and they'll be using rocket launchers to toast your hideout if that's the last thing they're gonna do. :cool::cool::cool::cool:
Xeon, xeon, xeon. What happened to you. You've turned to the dark side. Well guess what, I've got the Illuminati to come after you, so there!

[Xeon]

From Solar pal:

Xeon, xeon, xeon. What happened to you. You've turned to the dark side. Well guess what, I've got the Illuminati to come after you, so there!


Since things have reached such a state, I have to confess everything :

I'm very sorry, Simon666. But u see, good will always triump over evil. I'm darn sorry to give you away, but wasn't you the one who taught me satanic skills and send me satanic newsletters, satanic Codeguru PMs and e-mails, links to satanic web sites and discounts for satanic software and the free admission to become a satanic member? I've decided to give myself up, so should you, Simon.

Let's hope that once we're outta jail, u shouldn't try to teach me bad things and commit crimes, such as violating the virignity of innocent females who has never done as any wrong, and robbing folks and committing arson and open riots.

Solar, I'm willing to turn myself in, provided Simon666 confesses all the bad things he has done, as well as to admit that it was he who was the mastermind behind the scenes and directed me to do all that I'm doing now. :cool::):):D

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Xeon
I'm very sorry, Simon666. But u see, good will always triump over evil.

Actually, in the words of Dark Helmet, "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."

Solar, I'm willing to turn myself in, provided Simon666 confesses all the bad things he has done, as well as to admit that it was he who was the mastermind behind the scenes and directed me to do all that I'm doing now. :cool::):):D
He's never gonna confess cuz guess what: it was me.

[Yves M]

Yes, and some people who try to pretend that they are a pipe are in fact real people :)

[arg, Simon deleted his post :/]

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Yves M
Yes, and some people who try to pretend that they are a pipe are in fact real people :) Hmmm... I withdrew the previous post. I could have sworn to have seen a (male) picture on his/her homepage, but I'm wrong.

And a warning : I'm watching what you write of me. Watch out. You wouldn't want me to use my new avatar. :cool:

And one clarification : I am not a pipe, I am a cigarette pack. :D

[Yves M]

Originally posted by Simon666
And one clarification : I am not a pipe, I am a cigarette pack. :D
Are you frozen ? :cool:

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Simon666
And one clarification : I am not a pipe, I am a cigarette pack. :D
Are cigarette packs male or female?

[Yves M]

One could argue that they were female, but I guess most languages treat them as male, so well, they should be male ;)

[Xeon]

From Simon666:

Hmmm... I withdrew the previous post. I could have sworn to have seen a (male) picture on his/her homepage, but I'm wrong. What is absolutely sure is that the avatar of Kandukondein isn't him/her.
So I'll repeat that post :
Xeon : I warned you before that you should not believe people are female by them claiming it or by looking at their avatar. Take for instance Kandukondein and take a look at this thread.


To be honest, u're freaking me out, Simon pal. U seems to know everything that we ask and talk of???!!!! I hope you're not Satan Himself! :eek: :eek:
It's as if all the information in the world is on your fingertips and u just need to click 'Search' in your brain to find them? :eek:

And yes. I've visited that page u linked to.(Kandukondein's resume)

But still, I find 1 strange points :

1) If she's/he's afraid of people knowing her/his true gender, why does he/she still make that link to that page in public?

Also, Simon, currently, I'm curious about your true gender. What if it's neither male nor female???!!! :eek::eek::eek:

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
1) If she's/he's afraid of people knowing her/his true gender, why does he/she still make that link to that page in public?The job forum of Codeguru ain't exactly a public place. ;) The testing area has more visitors and even has its own thread in this forum ("Why do people read the posts in the testing area?").
Originally posted by Xeon
Also, Simon, currently, I'm curious about your true gender. What if it's neither male nor female???!!! :eek::eek::eek: You mean hermafrodite? Why would you suggest that? Upset about the avatar thingy? :cool:

[CBasicNet]

Originally posted by Xeon

1) If she's/he's afraid of people knowing her/his true gender, why does he/she still make that link to that page in public?


Ho ho ho, don't tell me you don't visit Singapore forums. 90% of the males here put the women(porn stars, movie stars, Jap girls) they are infatuated/admired, as their avatars.

And none of I know of put his/her own photos as avatars. Only the handsome chaps and sexy ladies of CodeGuru forums do that.:D

I think Kandukondein has problem with 'her' own sexuality identity. Maybe we should drop 'her' a pm to ask 'her' to see a psychiatist.:D

[Simon666]

Originally posted by CBasicNet
And none of I know of put his/her own photos as avatars. Only the handsome chaps and sexy ladies of CodeGuru forums do that.:D In that case... :D ;) :p :cool:

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

People, jokes are mostly Ok, but I think it is not fair to talk about Kandukondein the way you do. I suggest you drop that topic.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
People, jokes are mostly Ok, but I think it is not fair to talk about Kandukondein the way you do. I suggest you drop that topic. I saw that one coming. OK, all name calling once again removed. I said it would never happen again, but I made an exception.

Before I say why : I think nothing insulting has yet been said.

And now why: If you pretend to be somebody else and use the photo of somebody who is probably unaware of that and probably wouldn't approve it, you should make no problems when you're unmasked.

[Gabriel Fleseriu]

Originally posted by Simon666
I saw that one coming. OK, all name calling once again removed. I said it would never happen again, but I made an exception.

Before I say why : I think nothing insulting has yet been said.

And now why: If you pretend to be somebody else and use the photo of somebody who is probably unaware of that and probably wouldn't approve it, you should make no problems when you're unmasked.

Nothing insulting? Read CBasicNet's post again, then:

I think Kandukondein has problem with 'her' own sexuality identity. Maybe we should drop 'her' a pm to ask 'her' to see a psychiatist.

The reason why we have usernames is exactly to hide our identity. There is no clause in the Usage Policy that states that a user has to be truthful about his age, gender or any other personal information. And using a photo as an avatar is perfectly ok, as long as the photo is not copyrighted. No one sais that you must use a photo of yourself. The question if that photo is of somebody else, and whether this person is aware of tha use of his/her photo is pure speculation. If someone has the right to complain, then it is the person in the photo.

I see no reason of playing detective and trying to "unmask" somebody. The "Xeon = Plat. Plus" thread was left alive only because both Xeon and Platinium seemd to agree to play this game and didn't complain. So don't push it.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by CBasicNet
Ho ho ho, don't tell me you don't visit Singapore forums. 90% of the males here put the women(porn stars, movie stars, Jap girls) they are infatuated/admired, as their avatars.As I'm not from Singapore, no. But you are correct, it is very likely Bollywood movie star and Miss World '94 Aiswarya Rai, who played in the movie Kandukondein (http://www.clickwalla.com/article.php?cid=16&aid=245) Kandukondein (http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~kailasan/Kandukonden/kandukondein_article.html).
Originally posted by CBasicNet
And none of I know of put his/her own photos as avatars. Only the handsome chaps and sexy ladies of CodeGuru forums do that.:D
You are correct again. Look at my avatar. :D
Originally posted by CBasicNet
I think Kandukondein has problem with 'her' own sexuality identity. Maybe we should drop 'her' a pm to ask 'her' to see a psychiatist.:D Now there there. Be careful. This can be misinterpreted by humorlous people who wander around these forums. Some people tend to push it = make problems where there aren't.

[Yves M]

Arg Simon, we all know you are really a pipe, just put back that avatar, it's much cooler than trying to pretend you are a Belgian. Belgium is that make-believe country where Peter Pan and the seven dwarfs are from ;)

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Yves M
[arg, Simon deleted his post :/]There is a reason for that.

Previously I thought removing a post was the solution to avoid problems with a moderator.

Recently I think removing a moderator is the solution to avoid problems with a post.

Originally posted by Yves M
Arg Simon, we all know you are really a pipe, just put back that avatar, it's much cooler than trying to pretend you are a Belgian. Belgium is that make-believe country where Peter Pan and the seven dwarfs are from ;)
OK, I'll withdraw in my pod underneath Euro-Disney (http://www.zapatopi.net/belgium.html). :D :cool:

[Yves M]

Oh my God, I'm glad you don't post into Non-VC++ more regularly or you would come to think that "removing" me was also a good solution :p

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

The joke Belgians find the best. I find it funny. Am I a Belgian ? ;)

[Simon666]

OOOOhhh. Two people (Yves and Xeon) replying at the same time. The race for who's going to be first is on.

[Xeon]

From Simon666:

You mean hermafrodite? Why would you suggest that? Upset about the avatar thingy?

No......I have gotten over it. If I really am upset, I would have spammed Brad's mail boxes with requests asking you be warned and banned. :)

From CBasic.net:

Ho ho ho, don't tell me you don't visit Singapore forums. 90% of the males here put the women(porn stars, movie stars, Jap girls) they are infatuated/admired, as their avatars.


Really! This is new to me! The truth is : I never visited any singapore-based forums. The only web site I visited 98% of the time whenever I go online is Codeguru.com and maybe once in a blue moon, some US-based software/game web sites. Visiting other forums is a total waste of time. And oh. I DO visit porn sites, but once in a while. Everyone who has visited these sites before, please own up now. Thank you.(we're all real men here!)

From CBasicNet:

And none of I know of put his/her own photos as avatars. Only the handsome chaps and sexy ladies of CodeGuru forums do that.

From Simon666:
In that case...

Simon! U've a darn great ego! No no......please. CBasicNet wasn't talking about you. Definetly not. :D

From Gabriel:

People, jokes are mostly Ok, but I think it is not fair to talk about Kandukondein the way you do. I suggest you drop that topic.


Yes, Gabriel is right. Coming to think of it, it's real mean and gurls dislike mean guys, Simon. I mean, if u wanna be a bad guy, at least be an affectionate and gallant bad villian, k? There's 2 kinda bad : mean-nasty types and those gallant-and-evil type.

Yves M is a good example of the 2nd type. He's the ganglord in my mafia, and though he's considered a villian in the eyes of Justice, he's not mean and instead, he's chilvarous(wrong spelling! arrggh!) and give candies and cute bears to little gurls. Ohhh.......how sweeet! :eek:

From Simon:

Now there there. Be careful. This can be misinterpreted by humorlous people who wander around these forums. Some people tend to push it = make problems where there aren't.

Simon, put back your shotguns. There's no need to fight or anything just cos' Gabriel is doing his job.


Previously I thought removing a post was the solution to avoid problems with a moderator.
Recently I think removing a moderator is the solution to avoid problems with a post.


Real men always behave like real men. They do a bad/wrong thing, and they own up instead of covering up their tracks.
Even if I start a thread and post 150 working links to 150 dirty sites and Brad knows it, I wouldn't even delete them away myself, cos' this is how real men behave. They do wrong things, admit their mistakes, do some soul-searching, own up and apologies, correct their behaviour and become a better person.

Excuse me, but is this Saint Xeon talking??!!! Maybe it is! :eek::cool:

[Yves M]

Originally posted by Simon666
OOOOhhh. Two people (Yves and Xeon) replying at the same time. The race for who's going to be first is on.
With the avarage post length of Xeon compared to mine, it's never a close race :p

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Yves M
The joke Belgians find the best. I find it funny. Am I a Belgian ? ;) First : congratulations, you won.

Second : You're not a Belgian, you're an elephant. Because if you were a duck, a penguin, or a moderator,... no wait, you are a moderator. Let me rephrase it : 'Coz if you were a duck or a penguin, you would write an angry reply on such a joke. :D


Third : Looks like I'm going to beat Xeon too.

[Simon666]

Scheisse, he beat me. And Yves too. It's not fair, I can only type with two fingers. I sucked and failed my typography exam as a kid.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
No......I have gotten over it. If I really am upset, I would have spammed Brad's mail boxes with requests asking you be warned and banned. :)
You have gotten over it? Can I use it then? Please? Please?? Please???
Originally posted by Xeon
Real men always behave like real men. They do a bad/wrong thing, and they own up instead of covering up their tracks.
Even if I start a thread and post 150 working links to 150 dirty sites and Brad knows it, I wouldn't even delete them away myself, cos' this is how real men behave. They do wrong things, admit their mistakes, do some soul-searching, own up and apologies, correct their behaviour and become a better person.

That's also why you already got banned once and me not. If somebody asks me to remove a post, I'll do it, otherwise it will be done anyway so what's the point. Prevention should always be considered before punishment when considering crime and such.
Originally posted by Xeon
Simon, put back your shotguns. There's no need to fight or anything just cos' Gabriel is doing his job.Maybe a bit too good. You're from Singapore : do you think that CBasicNet's post is insulting or is intended such?

[Cimperiali]

...hello...
Simply stepped in quite as a mistake, and start reading from last page....
...It seems as if Xeon extended himself and conquered Simon spirit...

[Yves M]

Originally posted by Cimperiali
...hello...
Simply stepped in quite as a mistake, and start reading from last page....
...It seems as if Xeon extended himself and conquered Simon spirit...
Or the other way around, I'm not quite sure yet :p

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Cimperiali
...It seems as if Xeon extended himself and conquered Simon spirit... I think we already had some misunderstandings in this site, but this line is a complete riddle. How do I have to interpret this? Could you rephrase this? :confused:

Extending himself : you mean like on one of those medieval torture tools? Xeon : 1m65 -> 1m80? :D What is meant with that?

Conquering Simon spirit : conquering Simon's spirit? And even if : I still don't like Xeon that much.

[Yves M]

There is a reason for that.

Previously I thought removing a post was the solution to avoid problems with a moderator.

Recently I think removing a moderator is the solution to avoid problems with a post.

Simon,

If you have a problem with a moderator then I suggest you tell Brad about it. Gabriel was correct to point out that discussions about the private life of forum members doesn't belong here. Moderators on a board are in my view important (not only because I am one, please believe me ;)). A moderator has as a duty to remind people of the board's policy and this may not always sound very nice. But it's something which you and all other users (also the other mods) have to accept. So when a moderator reminds you of the policy it is best that you shove away your pride and apply it. If you don't agree with the policy then you can always email the administrator (Brad).

I hate to see people fighting, so please don't.

Yes and I do understand that the above comment was meant to be ironic, but think of how you can hurt people's feelings. Xeon and Plat+ didn't get offended or at least didn't say so, but that doesn't mean nobody gets offended.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Yves M
If you have a problem with a moderator then I suggest you tell Brad about it.
I don't have a problem with Gabriel. I just like to give my opinion when I disagree, but the final choice is up to him and I respect that. I have always removed posts on request or adjusted them.
Originally posted by Yves M
Gabriel was correct to point out that discussions about the private life of forum members doesn't belong here.
Alerting people like Xeon that people on the internet are not always who they claim to be is rather a good work. Everybody should be aware of that. Claiming somebody is not the person in their avatar (which in case of a miss world is very likely to be not an actual member) is hardly discussing ones private life.
Originally posted by Yves M
Moderators on a board are in my view important (not only because I am one, please believe me ;)). A moderator has as a duty to remind people of the board's policy and this may not always sound very nice. But it's something which you and all other users (also the other mods) have to accept. So when a moderator reminds you of the policy it is best that you shove away your pride and apply it. If you don't agree with the policy then you can always email the administrator (Brad).
As I have said, I have always removed posts on request or adjusted them.
Originally posted by Yves M
I hate to see people fighting, so please don't.
I would like to refer you to this thread (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=610692#post610692). I like to tease and provoke people, but I hate fights. If I give the impression I'm sorry.
Originally posted by Yves M
Moderators on a board are in my view important (not only because I am one, please believe me ). You're not an administrator, you're an elephant. :D A mafia elephant.

[CBasicNet]

From Simon

Maybe a bit too good. You're from Singapore : do you think that CBasicNet's post is insulting or is intended such?

I was just trying to be funny here. Gabriel is taking it to be too serious. Ok let us drop that topic

From Simon

Alerting people like Xeon that people on the internet are not always who they claim to be is rather a good work.

True true. Another reason I said that is because I have a gut feeling that Xeon is going to stalk Kandukondein , so to prevent Xeon from having a nasty surprise, I 'worded' too strongly. Now I know good never begets good.:( :) :D :p

[Xeon]

From Simon:

OOOOhhh. Two people (Yves and Xeon) replying at the same time. The race for who's going to be first is on.


Seriously, Simon. How do u who's gonna post first??!! Did you hack into mine and Yves's computer? This is getting serious, Simon. First, that gory avatar threatening my life. Then, this threat of hacking into my PC. And are you the one who spammed my e-mail box with 400++ threats of mass destruction????!!! SIMON!!!!!!!! :eek:


Scheisse, he beat me. And Yves too. It's not fair, I can only type with two fingers. I sucked and failed my typography exam as a kid.


Scheisse == Say Cheese??!! Well, u can suck your thumb for all we care, but really, I'm typing with 2 fingers too, and I feel much more comfortable this way. :D
This is what we call "Cool".


You have gotten over it?(gory avatar) Can I use it then? Please? Please?? Please???


Never! But if u start a dirty site all about yourself and advertise it internationally, I might consider.


That's also why you already got banned once and me not. If somebody asks me to remove a post, I'll do it, otherwise it will be done anyway so what's the point. Prevention should always be considered before punishment when considering crime and such.

Nah! Of course if Brad or the SuperModerators tell me to remove a particular thread/post, I will. But if they didn't tell me and I know I'm in the wrong, I wouldn't remove it. This is cos' real men want others to see their mistakes and such.


Maybe a bit too good. You're from Singapore : do you think that CBasicNet's post is insulting or is intended such?

Yes. It's quite hurtful to Kandukondein, considering that Kandukondein sent me a couple of e-mails recently telling me to keep up my way of posting in these forums. But then, I'm sure CBasicNet didn't have any bad intentions. That's why. :cool:

From Cimperiali:

...hello...
Simply stepped in quite as a mistake, and start reading from last page....
...It seems as if Xeon extended himself and conquered Simon spirit...


Once I've conquered Simon's spirit, it's high time to boost the profits of those dirty sites. ;)

From Yves M:

Yes and I do understand that the above comment was meant to be ironic, but think of how you can hurt people's feelings. Xeon and Plat+ didn't get offended or at least didn't say so, but that doesn't mean nobody gets offended.

Here's a secret : When Simon first started the "Xeon == Platinum Plus" thread, our good father, the Lord Brad Jones, actually descended from the Heavens and asked me if he should use his infinite powers to delete that thread away. Something like the way the island Atlantis was destroyed and sank underwater by the gods.(a popular legend)
But because I'm darn kind by nature and I'm so saintly, I told him it's ok. So Simon got away scot-free.

Simon is ungrateful, though. He's biting the hand that feeds him! :eek:

From CBasicNet:

True true. Another reason I said that is because I have a gut feeling that Xeon is going to stalk Kandukondein , so to prevent Xeon from having a nasty surprise, I 'worded' too strongly. Now I know good never begets good

Thank you, guys. Now that I know Kandukondein is a man, I'm not gonna stalk him. Originally, I was thinking of bringing my bag of XTreme Torture Toolset to NYC and......heh heh heh! ;)

[Doctor Luz]

When I started this thread I just wanted to make a joke and I did not expected this thread to be so... large and intense?.

Tonight I have read it fully, and is so interesting that if I had known before I would have bought popcorn.

But I don't like to see how some "legendary" CG members are fighting.

Please stop it.

[Yves M]

Originally posted by Xeon
Here's a secret : When Simon first started the "Xeon == Platinum Plus" thread, our good father, the Lord Brad Jones, actually descended from the Heavens and asked me if he should use his infinite powers to delete that thread away. Something like the way the island Atlantis was destroyed and sank underwater by the gods.(a popular legend)
But because I'm darn kind by nature and I'm so saintly, I told him it's ok. So Simon got away scot-free.

Simon is ungrateful, though. He's biting the hand that feeds him! :eek:

Yeah, but my comment that people should take into account other people's feelings still applies. I mean you can be sarcastic with the people who you know will understand this, but just don't assume this to be true with everybody.

I don't mind if Simon thinks I'm an elephant (although I'd have to try very hard to trumpet as hard as that animal ;) ), but other poeple might resent things. So the best rule to follow is that you are not "familiar / ironic / sarcastic" with them unless you know they take it the way you meant your comment. Don't underestimate the differences in culture there are between different people.

In short respect other people and don't assumme too much. This seems obvious but unfortunately it isn't.

[Yves M]

Originally posted by Simon666

I don't have a problem with Gabriel. I just like to give my opinion when I disagree, but the final choice is up to him and I respect that. I have always removed posts on request or adjusted them.

fine, if you respect the rules of the board then it's fine :)

As I have said, I have always removed posts on request or adjusted them.
I would like to refer you to this thread (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=610692#post610692). I like to tease and provoke people, but I hate fights. If I give the impression I'm sorry.

Yep, I read that post even if I didn't reply to it ;) I'm just trying to say that you have to be careful not to hurt other peole's feelings whether they posted in thread or not.

You're not an administrator, you're an elephant. :D A mafia elephant.
I'm definitely not an elephant :p About that mafia bit I'm not sure if I should tell you :p

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Yves M
About that mafia bit I'm not sure if I should tell you :p
Well he's definitely not in my clan.

[Yves M]

Originally posted by solarflare

Well he's definitely not in my clan.
You don't even have a clan, don't try to sound cool ;)

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Yves M
You don't even have a clan, don't try to sound cool ;)
:(:(:( Why is there no "crying face"? I would use that instead of frowns here if I could. I used to be a tough guy... a muscle man... I used to go to opium dens at night and they called me El Diablo... But now i'm just a guy who types words at his computer:(:(:(:(:( I do all the computer programs that my old clan needs. You know - like integrated defense for various hideouts, etc.... nothing interesting.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by Xeon
Seriously, Simon. How do u who's gonna post first??!! Did you hack into mine and Yves's computer? This is getting serious, Simon. First, that gory avatar threatening my life. Then, this threat of hacking into my PC. And are you the one who spammed my e-mail box with 400++ threats of mass destruction????!!! SIMON!!!!!!!! :eek:
Don't you mean : how do I know who is replying? Haven't you ever pressed "user cp" and selected to look at this page "Who's online"?
Originally posted by Xeon
Yes. It's quite hurtful to Kandukondein, considering that Kandukondein sent me a couple of e-mails recently telling me to keep up my way of posting in these forums. But then, I'm sure CBasicNet didn't have any bad intentions. That's why. :cool:

Don't you mean it is heartbreaking to you? Coz' CBasicNet already had a gut feeling that you were going to stalk Kandukondein and this seems to be confirmed by you two mailing each other. I understand Xeon, nobody likes nasty surprises but you should be warned on the internet. Please don't cry. ;)
Originally posted by Xeon
Here's a secret : When Simon first started the "Xeon == Platinum Plus" thread, our good father, the Lord Brad Jones, actually descended from the Heavens and asked me if he should use his infinite powers to delete that thread away. Something like the way the island Atlantis was destroyed and sank underwater by the gods.(a popular legend)
But because I'm darn kind by nature and I'm so saintly, I told him it's ok. So Simon got away scot-free.

No it is not a secret. Take a look over here (http://www.codeguru.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=610748&highlight=Brad#post610748). By looking at "Who's online" I noticed Brad replying to this thread so I quickly posted that post requesting for things to be cleared up. I already guessed he asked (both of) you whether I was allowed to continue and whether you would like me to keep guessing. Which is not nice, it took me a long time before I finally found proof of Xeon and Platinum being different. :( So don't give me that "Don't bite the hand..." speach.
Originally posted by solarflare
I used to be a tough guy... a muscle man... I used to go to opium dens at night and they called me El Diablo... But now i'm just a guy who types words at his computer
I thought you where an intergalactic warlord or a timeless entity of pure evil like me. Now you finally admit it.
Originally posted by Yves M
I'm definitely not an elephant. About that mafia bit I'm not sure if I should tell you.
I think you're lying. Your an evil elephant trying to smuggle endangered species such as mafia bosses across the border and sell them for big money. In case you should ask : mafia bosses are an endangered species or have you already seen once sometime?

OK, except for Silvio Berlusconi on the Italian National Geographic Channel Equivalent. But that doesn't count since it is on TV.

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Simon666
I thought you where an intergalactic warlord or a timeless entity of pure evil like me. Now you finally admit it.

Well, by day I'm a guy who types words at my computer. That leaves a solid block of time where I disappear into the unknown each night...

I think you're lying. Your an evil elephant trying to smuggle endangered species such as mafia bosses across the border and sell them for big money. In case you should ask : mafia bosses are an endangered species or have you already seen once sometime?

An excellent point... must be cuz my computer programs for my former clan have been paying off...

[Simon666]

Originally posted by solarflare
Well, by day I'm a guy who types words at my computer. That leaves a solid block of time where I disappear into the unknown each night...

Do you call your bed "the unknown"? Is that because :

a) You don't have any and you code for food.
b) You can't remember where it is because you're at a terminal stage of Alzheimer.

I've seen such cases before on this site. For point a) AND point b). :D
Originally posted by solarflare
An excellent point... must be cuz my computer programs for my former clan have been paying off...
Former clan? Why did you leave them? Or got kicked out? Has it come so far that due to the economic downturn even the mob fires people? And when they fire people, I thought they actually set them on fire? :D :p

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Simon666
Do you call your bed "the unknown"? Is that because :
a) You don't have any and you code for food.

I distinctly remember sleeping on something last night, but I don't know what. I have never coded for food, probably because if someone asked me to, I would confuse their voice with the other voices I hear.

b) You can't remember where it is because you're at a terminal stage of Alzheimer.

Yeah my doctor said something about that... Something important... What was it...

Former clan? Why did you leave them? Or got kicked out? Has it come so far that due to the economic downturn even the mob fires people? And when they fire people, I thought they actually set them on fire? :D :p
It was the economy actually, and I wasn't keeping the quota of only one filled body bag per week. But fortunately I was so cold blooded they couldn't set me on fire.

[Simon666]

Originally posted by solarflare
I distinctly remember ...

And
Originally posted by solarflare
Yeah my doctor said something about that... Something important... What was it...

You seem to be contradicting yourself a lot lately, now aren't you? You claim we live in a 2D universe but use a 3D fomula to describe its physics, you claim to be an intergalactic warlord and next thing we know you are a mob coder like Yves? :D A bit confused aren't we? Desillusioned? Slightly loony? With a small touch of pshychopathy? :eek: :D
Originally posted by solarflare
I would confuse their voice with the other voices I hear.

I rest my case. :D :p :cool:

[SolarFlare]

Originally posted by Simon666
You seem to be contradicting yourself a lot lately, now aren't you? You claim we live in a 2D universe but use a 3D fomula to describe its physics, you claim to be an intergalactic warlord and next thing we know you are a mob coder like Yves? :D A bit confused aren't we? Desillusioned? Slightly loony? With a small touch of pshychopathy? :eek: :D


~~~Begin Transmission~~~
Phase 1 complete. The earthlings are now completely confused as to the identity and psychological state of "SolarFlare". Their planet is almost ready to be invaded. Phase 2 must be initiated within the next 72 hours. The earthlings, especially the one called "Simon666", must not know anything about this.
~~~End Transmission~~~